"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
I went to the dentist to finish up my fillings yesterday, and it occurred violently to me that my mom couldn’t even hold out long enough to see my dental work completed. The last time I went to the dentist, it had cost a whopping $310 at which my mom was horrified. But she had been glad to see the cavities fixed on my front teeth. She had been so fucking proud.
And then she died. And I had to say bye to just my dad last night when I went downstairs to the dental clinic. There was no welcoming smile nor a “Let me see!” when I came back. I’m not saying that my dad is nothing to me, but at times like these all he asks is, “How much was it?”
Fuck off dude you’re not even the one paying. He’s only curious how much money he could’ve cheated off me if I hadn’t paid for my teeth. You would think that he would be more supportive in this whole dental thing, seeing as he’s basicallly toothless. He lost all his visible teeth since early adulthood, I think.
It’s kind of painful to realize that my dental appointment was still here when my mom isn’t.
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.